What did the grape say when the seal stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine!

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What does a seal get from sitting on ice too long? Polaroids!

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Why did the walrus go the the Tupperware Party? He was looking for a tight seal!

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Did you hear about the baby seal who walked into a club?

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I was gonna tell you a joke so funny you'd laugh your tits off.... bit I see you already heard it!

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A baby seal goes into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The baby seal says, "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks."

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